bond is such a ridiculous pimp…

I headed out to see the new Bond movie tonight with Slider. 6 people told me it sucked, so my expectations were low, but Bond is Bond and it’s not like I have a choice - the movie must be watched, even if it’s a chore.

As we walked into the cinema, the large promotional poster showing the new Bond girl wasn’t very flattering to her, and I commented to Slider that if they screwed up and picked an ugly Bond girl, I was going to be sick tilted and maybe break shit.

Firstly, people are morons. The new Bond movie is awesome, ridiculously, ridiculously awesome. I think it’s better than the last one.

Secondly, I am a moron. The people running the Bond franchise now are brilliant and I should have known better than to doubt their genius. The new Bond Girl is perfectly, fantasticly adorable and I think I love her. She’s Ukranian (of course). There are probably cuter girls than her in the world, but they’re probably wandering around Moscow or Belarus.

I have to do more online stalking of Olga Kurylenko now so I bid you goodnight, Blog Friends.

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1. Dude i think we can all agree on the fact that eastern europran women are probably the hottest walking our planet. Good luck with the stalking on plan on doing some myself truth be told. lol.
   Look forward to your next post dude.

   Comment by Mark — November 22, 2008 @ 12:42 am

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