pain almost over.

So holidays are supposed to be fun. But it’s hard to have fun when you are cursed. After being up 13k, I went on 40k downswing in Russian to finish Russian retardation down 26k for the week against these cheating bastirds.

Apart from being ridiculously cursed, the ‘holiday’ was ok I guess. Some comments worth mentioning:

Vos (as we passed a bodybuilder with his g/f): “Oh. My. God. That guy has an amazing body. He has like a magazine-quality body. And his girlfriend is so ugly. What’s with that?”

Harris (heated discussion in pool): “I would try dogmeat. But not like stray dogs. I’d only eat dogmeat if the dogs were bred for consumption.”

I got into a heated argument with Vos over some basic physics…specifically, if you put a glass upside down in water, and then pull it out of the water slowly, then why does the water remain in the glass if you pull it up over water level. I was 100% right, as always. Vos, as usual, was wrong…and claimed my explanation (that the water was being sucked up due to vacuum created by lack of air in the glass) was incorrect. After summarising 3rd grade science to Vos, I finished with my argument with: “…and that is why you are a retard.”

A random heinous lady (total random stranger) who was listening to our argument came over and yelled at me for being rude to my friends. We got into a fight. I think I pwned. She yelled at me that I was arrogant, condescending and a bully. I explained to her that Vos punches me often, which clearly makes him the bully. She was having none of that, and told me I needed to “learn about diversity”. I pointed out that I was hanging out with a Ginga, an Indian and a Greek, which effectively made me the UN. In response, she started flirting with me, which was pretty weird. She went from yelling to flirting in about 5 seconds. I swam away in disgust but Vos was clearly excited by the amount of skin she was showing, so he flirted with her for ages. Here are some photos:

This is where Vos shows her the goods:

Not to be outdone, random skank lets her sexuality hang out, much to the excitement of Vos, even though Harris obv moving in to cut his grass:

Later, we went to check out Ladyboy Lane in Patong (Vos offered 60k to anyone who slept with a ladyboy - no takers) and also to show some seafood who was boss. I was a little frightened of this lobster but we pwned it with the aid of boiling water and chili soy sauce:

We then flew to Bangkok for a couple days where I did some wheeling and dealing for Xanax in an underground pharmacy, then lost another 2k to Vos when the much-hyped Deccan Chargers played the worst 20/20 game in history to get owned by some crap team in the IPL.

Summary: Phuket is pretty retarded. I don’t think I’ll ever go there again. Bangkok is a pretty awesome city ofc, but its hard to enjoy it when you’re getting smashed on every bet you make…

I run good. Negative 32k for the week. Great holiday. Sigh.

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1. Its all about the Kolkota Knight Riders Jonny !! Any team that can fly in the entire Washington Redskins cheer squad in a private jet for the opening match is ok with me !!

   I’ll call it now, Mumbai Indians v Kolkota in the final.

   The disparity in team strength is a joke.

   Comment by luckyshades — April 23, 2008 @ 9:15 am

2. Ha, I think that lady just realises this may be her last chance to sleep with a real live GINGA before 2060 when they all die out. You can’t blame her. Its kinda like how girls like the original VW Beetles. Everyone knows they were poorly made, wierd looking and uncomfortable…but still, they want to have a go before they are gone forever.

   Comment by Browny — April 24, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

3. Gross.

   The aforementioned integrity of the blog has now suffered tremendously.

   Not even an obligatory hot chick photo to balance it out?

   p.s. Vos is a trooper.

   Comment by Matt Spratt — April 25, 2008 @ 9:14 am

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