fuk u valentines day…

Anyone who has a g/f on Valentine’s Day is gay. Unless she’s an Audrey Hepburn lookalike.

I hate Valentine’s Day every year. I’ve never had a g/f on Valentine’s Day in my entire life - one year like 4 years ago, I was close and super excited and felt almost like a normal cringe-fag, but then we had fight the day before Valentine’s over her being hella annoying and I got dumped - I lost my fully paid for in advance ultra cheese river gondola cruise ($700 - violin player and everything). I considered going on the gondola alone but that would have just been awkward.

I haven’t had a g/f and been complete Valentine’s Day Grinch since then. Gayest day of the year. All these retards always wish you “Happy Valentine’s Day” like its some sort of awesome holiday like Halloween. I tell them to get f’ed. It’s just a brilliant scam to get retards like me to spend money on retarded river gondola rides with violin tools who aren’t good enough to make a living that’s not retarded. If I was a violin player doing gondola rides on Valentine’s Day, I would throw burley off the end and wait for Jaws to arrive.

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1. Will you be my Valentine Jonny?

   Comment by Ali K — February 14, 2008 @ 9:33 am

2. i had a dream where i was a midget midget and calvin and hobbes were playing with me and put me into a toy car

   it was weird

   Comment by heh — February 14, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

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