may results - a little older, a little broker…

I celebrated my 26th birthday with a $30k loss in the following week. Overall, dropped 25k last fortnight since last results update. 18k of that in coinflips. Almost as gay as DanG’s idea of a good night out - you can read the long version here (DanG Best Night of Life), but to save you time, here is a quick summary:

- Dan gets a sexy text message from Downing (coinflip sicko riggd genius) inviting him to a “boys night out”

- Downing buys Dan a nice romantic seafood dinner at Rockpool

- Downing flirts with the sommelier

- Downing calls up a new boy he met during the week (John) who joins in the boyish festivities

- The boys retire to a little quiet bar where they smoke cigars and probably break the jukebox playing this song on repeat

- The boys argue about whether Dimock can “take it all”, Dimock says he can, that “it wouldn’t touch his mouth”

- The group of boys retire again to a private (ish) high-rollers room, where they can enjoy each others’ company in more secluded surroundings

- Dan can’t get in due to his jeans, and Marcus invites Dan up to his hotel room as he thinks he has a spare pair of jeans heheh (keep in mind Marcus is about 7 feet tall and Dan is pushing 4′7″). Dan does not go into detail about how long him and Marcus are in the hotel room, but one can draw one’s own conclusions

- Dan wakes up with “red lips and teeth” yucky!

- Fin

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