New TV show - “Heroes” - it’s cringe time…

I was really excited about this show as the previews looked really good and one of the main characters is Hayden Panettiere, the annoying little girl from Remember the Titans all grown up and hot. Well not ALL grown up, but it’s a great start.

Unfortunately, this shows blows so hard. It’s totally retarded. Every single script-writer should be fired straight out and probably most of the other technical staff. The acting is actually ok most of the time, and you get to see Hayden Panettiere in a cheer-leading outfit.

The overall script is so retarded though. It will make you want to hurt yourself. If you were playing a drinking game where you had to shoot a nip of vodka every time the geniuses behind this show fire another clique into the script, you would be passed out 22 minutes into the pilot. And you would be happier for the next 28 minutes.

Whilst we’re letting people go, we can fire some staff at NBC too for buying a season of this crap based on the pilot, which means I can now look forward to various donkeys inevitably telling me how great this show is for the next year.

Actually, here’s a fun test for you. If you’re not sure if you are a moron (defined in this blog as: an adult with the mind of an 11-year-old) but you suspect you might be (hints include me telling you you are one, or a need to drive 30kms under the speed limit in the overtaking lane), watch this show and if you don’t get tilted, then sorry, you’re a moron. If you like this show and continue to drive, you are a bloody idiot. Do the right thing - hand in your license.

I never thought I’d get to say this about a big-budget TV show, but this is actually probably worse than ‘Lost’. I know. Hard to believe. If you are an 11-year-old child or someone that enjoys ‘Lost’, you will love this show (and you should also probably not ever have children, unless you want your children realising they are brighter than you when they are 13).

It’s actually ridiculous that ‘Gilmore Girls’ has brilliant script-writers, but a massive big-budget show like this gets the freaking ‘pass conceded’ crowd from community college.

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1. Finally, after a week long drought we have a new dose of poker crack, I was about to look for another supplier.

   It’s good shit, but where’s my the gratuitous eye candy? ):

   Comment by mc — January 30, 2007 @ 5:18 pm

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